Tense testing

TESCO

Core Purpose

To create value for customers to earn their lifetime loyalty

Values:

No one tries harder for customers
Treat people how we like to be treated

- Cashier computer screensaver at Tesco, Bernard St. London WC1, 5 April 2011

4411

Spammer Lauren Payne sent me some great advice today, 4 April 2011:


It made me think: What should I use my coal for?

I need something that'll 'actually work', after all.

What do you do with yours?